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off to camp

2009-06-29T09:09:00.000-07:00

Happy and Healthy summer

2009-06-29T09:01:00.000-07:00

have a fabulous summer where ever you may be!
and remember "where ever you may rome you can always come back home"!

a frielichen zumer!

2009-06-24T07:00:00.000-07:00

goodbye for now!

picture of the day (?)

2009-06-18T18:33:00.001-07:00

FUNNY PIX!!!

2009-06-10T17:19:00.000-07:00

2009-06-07T08:57:00.001-07:00

the cgi website has a lottt check it

pictures

2009-06-03T13:59:00.000-07:00

hi everyone!
does anyone have any pictures of camp?
if u do please post them!

obama rebbe!

2009-05-17T15:48:00.000-07:00

a new ger tzedek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-15T08:33:00.001-07:00

lew wants to know who berri is o wat ever

2009-05-13T08:21:00.001-07:00

berri is staw berri ya remember? wolosow

MAZAL TOV! gershon goldstein had his hanochas tefilin!

2009-05-12T08:08:00.000-07:00

he said his maamar very well (very surprising)!!!

2009-05-11T07:53:00.001-07:00

btw lew berri is Sholom Wolosow

MY SISTER GOT ENGAGED TO ZALMY LOENTHAL!!!

2009-05-10T08:56:00.001-07:00

l'chaim is at lubavitch yeshiva

2009-05-08T14:51:00.000-07:00

announcing

2009-05-05T17:40:00.000-07:00

bunk19.blogspot.com has learned that former counselors of bunk yud tes Simcha Raskin and Aryeh L. Hurwitz will be spending this summer in camp gan Israel of Orlando Florida, counselors of the bar mitzva section.
Please be advised ! all those that do not have summer plans we will be more than happy to accommodate you in the sunshine state!
please inform us where you are going to spend this summer.

joke of the day

2009-05-05T15:20:00.000-07:00

once, there was some sort of plage in haifa, that it was swarming with blue pigions.
there was poop evrywhere, that people were afraid to leave thayre houses.
anything the mayor tried, did'nt work.

i person came to the mayor and said: "i will get rid of all the blue pigeons for free, on condition that you ask no questions -one question costs $1 million-", and the mayor agreed.

he walked up a high mountain, opened his coat, and out flew a blue pigeon. all the other pigeons came to it, and it flew away -with the other pigeons following it, and a few minuets later, it flew back into the mans coat.

the mayor thanked him, then, giving him $1 million, saying that he has a question.

do you think the mayor asked how he got the pigeons to leave?
noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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do you think he asked where all the pigeons went?
noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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do you think he asked where he got the pigeon?
noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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he asked:
"do you have a blue Arab???

2009-04-26T08:48:00.000-07:00

on the cgi website they have lots of pics of our bunk. you just have to look good

picture of the day (gilyon)

2009-04-24T11:13:00.000-07:00

riddle of the day

2009-04-23T18:06:00.000-07:00

there is a bowl of green, red, and yellow m&ms on a table.
all besides 4 are red, all besides 4 are green, and all besides 4 are yellow.
how many m&ms are there all together???

2009-04-22T11:49:00.001-07:00

whos going back to parksville

riddle of the day

2009-04-21T16:42:00.000-07:00

three men were visiting a hotel.
the man behind the desk said that the room will be $30, so each one of them paid $10.
later, the man behind the desk realized that it was really $25, and not $30. so he sent the bellboy to they're room with $5 to give to them.
the bellboy could not figure out how to split $5 with three people, so he kept $2 for himself, and gave them each $1.

each one of them paid $9.
3x9=$27.
the bellboy stole $2, making it $29.
where is the missing dollar???

P.S. it is simple math.
you only would not know it if you're a oholei torah'nik.

2009-04-20T10:31:00.001-07:00

i got vid finaly

for all chesed fans

2009-04-18T21:53:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl86Ly9Msqk

Camp video came out

2009-04-12T23:29:00.000-07:00

finally the video arrived!
i didnt watch it yet though!
anyone got it? watched it?

KOSHER AND FREILICHIN PESACH

2009-04-08T14:04:00.000-07:00

joke!!!

2009-04-06T11:04:00.000-07:00

A guy says to his son I want to see what you are going to be when u grow up,so he says to his son by moshe they made a test of koals and gold.Here im going to make it of mashke, money and siddur.if he pics up the...
mashke= he is going to be a low life drunkerd
money= he is going to be a rich buisness man
siddur= he is going to be a religios man
so he puts it in front of his son and his son pics up the mashke in 1 hand put the money in his pocket and holds the siddur in his other handso his father turns to him and says he is going to be a real chabad rabbi.
lol

2009-04-06T07:42:00.000-07:00

a couple was pulled over by a police officer.
the husband was driving, so he told him:"you know you were going 60 M.P.H. in a 45 M.P.H. zone!"
so the husband told him:"i was actually going 42."
so the wife turns to her husband and says:"don't lie, you were just telling me that you're in a rush and that you would go faster then the limit!"
than the policeman asked him:"I'm not sure, but i think i saw you talking on the phone,is that true?"
"no",says the husband.
"c'mon harry", says the wife."you were just making a phone-call to your partner."
finally he gives the policeman his licence, and sayd out-loud:"your licence has been suspended for a week already!"
"really?!"asked the husband."why wasn't i told of this?"
so his wife tells him: "don't lie. you were telling me how your licence was suspended for no reason"...
before the police officer left, he told the wife:"y'know, you're real honest."
"yeah", says the wife."it's sad, hes always like this when he's drunk."

joke of the day

2009-04-05T12:42:00.000-07:00

a police officer pulled over a old lady for speeding, and asked for her licence and registration, so she told him: "yesterday you take away my license, and now you want me to show it to you!?

picture of the day (6)

2009-04-03T10:33:00.001-07:00

randon item used as a chair

yud alef nissan

2009-04-03T10:23:00.000-07:00

I am going to be in ch this sunday for yud alef nissan.

Where are you for pesach

2009-04-02T22:57:00.000-07:00

Please let all of us know where you're gonna be for pesach dont be scared to leave a comment

joke of the day

2009-04-02T13:47:00.000-07:00

last year, a person walked into a bar, and was surprised to see the (former) president, together with some other high-ranking officials.

he asked: "Mr. president! what are you doing here?"

"oh", says the president. "i was just planing out what to do to start WWIII!"

what do you plan on doing?"he asked anxiously.

"i plan on killing 250,000 Muslims and all Blondie's (excluding himself of coarse)!

"but why the Blondie's?" asks he.

the president turns to the bar-tender and says: "i told you no-one cares about the Muslims..."

2009-04-01T07:18:00.000-07:00

i can only guess whats going on here. ya and why am i always the last one to be called up, and then they take a picture cuz they think thats the whole bunk and them ......................... IT'S NOT FAIR.
(wink wink)

picture of the day (5)

2009-03-31T11:58:00.000-07:00

Anyone know whats going on?

2009-03-31T08:34:00.001-07:00

ya as you know berri im in the online school and i have a new class mate today his name is...............dum d'dum dum.................. Avraham Menashe Resnick from sharon MA!!!!!

2009-03-31T08:00:00.000-07:00

if you go to gadgets on your lay out bourd, arye leib, and go to search on top and type in like chat box or somthing like that you can put a chat box on the blog so if two people are on the can chat

Pic for today

2009-03-31T07:51:00.000-07:00

this is for berel

i thought there was no more nosh

wowy

applesause

i have no idea whats going on here!!

Caught with the smile

picture of the day (4)

2009-03-29T16:16:00.000-07:00

click picture to enlarge

2009-03-29T08:08:00.000-07:00

can we get every one on the blog?? can you get simcha??

picture of the day (3)

2009-03-26T20:03:00.000-07:00

Video of The Day - Our Cheer on the News

2009-03-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

pictures of the day

2009-03-26T10:25:00.000-07:00

2009-03-26T10:17:00.000-07:00

ya berri i was by sheva brachos on Shabbos o and my emailo is shnap0@gmail.com . i forgot to tell everyone that i havd my bar mitzvah 6 weeks ago

picture of the day 2

2009-03-25T20:53:00.001-07:00

picture of the day

2009-03-24T19:17:00.000-07:00

obama joke

2009-03-24T15:23:00.001-07:00

once, our president was visiting a primary school.
in 1 class, there was a discussion about words and their meanings.
our illustrious president was asked to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".
he agreed, and asked the class if anyone can give a example of the word tragedy.
one boy in the back raised his hand and said: "if my best friend who lived on a farm would get run over by a tractor, and die instantly."
"I'm sorry", said Obama. "that's a accident. anyone else?"
a little girl in the back said: "if a bus filled with 50 kids would drive over a cliff and everyone would get killed."
sorry, that's whats called a great loss. anyone else?"
the whole classroom is quiet.
"nobody has a example for me!?"
finally a little boy says: "if the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama would get hit by a friendly-fire missile and would get blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"excellent", says Obama. "now can you please explain to the class why?"
"well", says the boy. "it had to be a tragedy. it's definitely not a great loss, and it's most probably not a accident ether."

HA!HA!HA!HA!

E-MAIL

2009-03-24T13:46:00.000-07:00

Shloimy what's your e-mail

ch

2009-03-24T11:52:00.000-07:00

Shlomie i stoped with my bro in to your cousins house but i didnt see you there but i saw you r younger bro

2009-03-24T09:24:00.001-07:00

did anyone get the camp video?

Joke of the day:

2009-03-24T08:29:00.000-07:00

   There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous.
    Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them.
    Hearing about a rabbi nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to her husband that she would ask the rabbi to talk with the boys and he agreed.
    The mother went to the rabbi and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent the younger to the rabbi.
    The rabbi sat the boy down across his HUGE, impressive desk. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the rabbi pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Young man, where is Hashem?"
    The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, then said nothing.
    Again, louder, the rabbi pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is  Hashem?" Again, the boy looked all around but said nothing.
    A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the rabbi leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Young man, I ask you, where is  Hashem?"
    The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We're in Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-g trouble."
    The older boy asked, "What do you mean, 'BIG trouble?'"
His brother replied, "I'm tellin' ya', we're in BIG trouble.  Hashem is missing and they think we did it !!!"

yay blog

2009-03-24T07:50:00.000-07:00

o ya this is cool and i was also in crown heights i saw berel but not S berry it was nice

Camp song quotes

2009-03-23T21:16:00.000-07:00

TODAY'S SONG QUOTE (1)

" No matter we're you may roam ,you can allway's come back home"

Are we the Best?

2009-03-23T20:46:00.000-07:00

Bunk yud tes are we the best ?
"sir yes sir"
B'Do we rock and do we knock?
"SIR YES SIR"
But will we stop?
NO!
But will we stop?
NO!
Cuz We're Yud Tes and we're the best!(?)
"SIR YES SIR"

What happend to Eli Barber???

2009-03-22T19:26:00.000-07:00

How cute!

pianist

2009-03-22T14:40:00.000-07:00

i found a website of a keyboard player that play's for small party's (like chanukah, purim etc.).
for the website,visit, www.musicbyberel.com

this monthes b-days

2009-03-21T20:06:00.000-07:00

mendel gurkov
mendel lerman
levi miyers
and (maybe) sholom vogel

good shabbos

2009-03-20T12:22:00.000-07:00

Chabad on campus wishes you a good shabbos.
P.s. SB Wolosov is in the heights for shabbos parshas vayakhel-pekudei-chazak-mevorchim chodesh nissan hachodesh/b-day of rebetzin chaya mushka - and the world (acc. to rabbi Yehoshua)- mazel tov!

party time

2009-03-20T11:42:00.000-07:00

we want another party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome!

2009-03-20T11:38:00.001-07:00

Hi and welcome!
to all those from bunk yud tes that did not get an invitation to this blogg please email me at aryehleib89@gmail.com and i will send u an invite a.s.a.p.
have a great shabbos!